Because, let's face it, you're not going to get anything done anyway. Might as well spend the day browsing memes, playing video games, or reorganizing your sock drawer.
Popular Procrastination Activities:
1. Make a To-Do list, then immediately lose it down the couch cushion.
2. Declare your work "optional" and take a 3-hour break to check your phone.
3. Tell yourself you'll start on it "just as soon as you finish this one thing."
Remember, Procrastination Station is here for you, and by "you," I mean "your productivity."