Procrastination Protips: The Definitive Guide to Doing Nothing

Tip 2: The Art of Doing Nothing

When faced with a task, pretend you are a professional snail. Take your time, and enjoy the view. A snail moves at a rate of 0.05 kilometers per hour, so you can estimate the time it will take you to complete the task. For example, if the task will take 5 hours to complete, you can tell yourself it will take you about 200 days at the pace of a snail.

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