Procrastination Olympics: Where Time Management Goes to Die

Medal Count:

Gold Medal: 100% Productivity

Silver Medal: 75% Productivity

Bronze Medal: 50% Productivity (You're Still Trying, Right?)

Events:

• Video Games: Where Hours Become Days
• Social Media: Where Endless Loops Never End
• Binge-Watching: Where Entire Seasons Vanish in a Night
• Overthinking: Where Analysis Becomes a Luxury