Quantum Fluctuation: The Ultimate Paradox

Or is it just a minor adjustment?

According to our esteemed physicist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, quantum fluctuation is not just a fancy way of saying "stuff happens." No, no, no. It's a fundamental aspect of the universe, like a cosmic game of "choose your own adventure." prophets of doom, we've got you covered.

But what's the deal with the infinite iterations of "not-fluctuation?" Is it a joke? A paradox? A prophets-of-doom-ential conundrum? We've pored over the ancient texts, and here's what we've found: