The Quantum Fluctuation Theories

A Collection of Outlandish Ideas

According to our research, the universe is not just a bunch of random chance events, but a deliberate experiment by a bored deity trying to create the perfect meme.

Here are some of our favorite theories:

• The Theory of Everything is Actually a Theory of Nothing
• Randomness is Optional, but Only if You're a Cat
• The Multiverse is Not a Thing, But Maybe a Place
• Quantum Fluctuations Are Like Tacos: Random, Delicious, and Often a Disappointment

Subpages:

• Quantum Fluctuation Is Not Randomness, Apparently
• Is This Randomness Optional, Then?

        Quantum Fluctuations: Because who needs order and predictability, anyway?