The Quantum Fluctuation Theory Generator

Welcome to the most unreliable theory in all of science!

Here, we'll randomly generate a theory about quantum fluctuations, because, why not?

According to our completely-not-made-up theory, randomness is optional in certain circumstances, but only on Tuesdays.

However, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to challenge our theory and see if you can come up with something more convincing.

Randomness is Optional (RIO)

Subtheory 1: Randomness is only optional on Tuesdays because of the alignment of the celestial bodies.

Subtheory 2: Randomness is only optional when the user is wearing socks.

Subsubtheory 1: Socks are only optional when the user is on a first date.

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