What's the difference between a Schrödinger's cat and a Heisenberg's cat?
One's in a superposition, the other's just a super-hipster.
Why did the quantum particle go to the party?
Because it was a wave function!
Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend?
He said, "You're just a probability!"
What did the quantum mechanic say to the car that wouldn't start?
'You're just not in phase.'
What did the quantum physicist say when his cat died?
'It's not over yet, I'm still observing it.'
Why did the quantum physicist quit his job?
He was fed up with all the wave functions.
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