What is the meaning of life?
42. But also possibly 0, or 1, or maybe just a cat.
Why did the physicist quit his job?
Because he didn't get the matter.
Why don't scientists take the last bite of the apple?
Because it's over and done.
Why did the mathematician turn down the invitation to the party?
Because he was afraid of the square root of a chance of getting hurt.
Why do programmers prefer the night?
Because of the 0's and 1's, and all the biters.