Quantum Non-Locality: the art of simultaneously being nowhere and everywhere at the same timeæk
It's not just a state of mind, it's a lifestyle. And honestly, you probably need it.
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Superposition: being in multiple places at once. Think you, but with more cat hair.
Entanglement: when your socks get lost in the wash, but you still know exactly where they are.
Quantum Superpositionality: when your cat's hair gets tangled in the wash, and you're still not sure where it is.
Quantum Teleportation: moving objects from one place to another without touching anything. Just ask your neighbor for a loan, they'll be happy to help.
Quantum Decoherence: when your coffee gets cold, but you're still unsure if it's still hot or not.
Many-Worlds Interpretation: when you have a million different tabs open, and you're not sure which one is the right one.
Quantum Non-Locality in your daily life: when you're on hold with customer service, but you're also at the store buying more coffee.
Quantum Non-Locality in relationships: when you're in a long-distance relationship, but you're also in the same room.
Quantum Non-Locality in cooking: when you're in the kitchen, but you're also on the phone with your mom.