Listen, let's get real here, folks. Black holes are not just some fancy astrophysical phenomenon. They're actually just really, really bad at parties.
I mean, have you ever been to a black hole? No? Well, let me tell you, it's all just a big void of emptiness and desperation. Nobody's having fun, nobody's getting any work done. It's just... nothing.
And don't even get me started on the decor. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to put a black hole in a black box? It's like they wanted to make the universe look like it's stuck in a never-ending nightmare.