It turns out, entanglement wasn't just about particles being connected across space and time. No, no, no. It was about the particles being stuck in a perpetual loop of existential dread, stuck in the fridge of life.
As it turns out, the fridge is not just a metaphor for a cold storage unit. No, it's a metaphor for the abyss of human existence, a void that stares back at us with an unblinking gaze.
And now that we've solved the entanglement problem, we've realized that the real challenge is maintaining the quantum fridge. It's not just a matter of keeping the particles aligned, no, it's about keeping the existential dread from building up. It's a never-ending battle against the void.
Next step: Quantum Fridge Maintenance. Because, let's face it, someone has to keep the fridge clean.