It appears you're stuck in the fridge. Literally. And also metaphorically.
You see, entanglement is a real thing in quantum physics. But what happens when it gets applied to everyday life? Like, say, your lunch in the fridge?
Some scientists are working on a theory: the Fridge-Wave-Function. It's like Schrödinger's equation, but for leftovers.
But be warned: once you open the fridge door, you risk collapsing the wave-function. Your dinner will be gone, and so will your sanity.
So, are you entangled with the fridge, or just hungry?