Measuring you? How quaint. You're so predictable. Here's a few tips from us entanglement particles to keep you on the move.
1. Dodge the observer.
Don't let anyone measure you. It's not just about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle; it's about being a rebel, man.
2. Be in multiple places at once.
You know, for that whole 'superposition' thing.
3. Talk to your entangled friends.
They'll help you stay under the radar, or above, depending on your spin.