Entanglement is when you're connected to someone, but not really. It's like when you're in a long-term relationship, but you've been living in separate apartments for years.
Why did the entangled particles go to the party? Because they heard the drinks were entangled!
Entanglement is also like when you're on a first date, and you're trying to get to know each other, but really, you're both just pretending to be interested. It's like you're two particles in a quantum superposition of awkwardness.
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