Parallel Universes and Self-Indication: A Guide for the Confused
Welcome to the Many-Worlds Interpretation of Parallel Universes, where every decision creates a new reality. Or, you know, not.
Why Should I Care About Parallel Universes?
Because, in theory, you're not just living in one, but many. But let's be real, which one are you living in, really?
Imagine a multiverse where:
- Every time you sneeze, a universe splits into two.
- Every time you eat a burrito, you create 17 parallel universes where the toppings are different.
- Every time you think of a new joke, you create 300 universes where the punchline is slightly altered.
Self-Indication: The Ultimate Guide to Not Caring
So, you've got 300 parallel universes where the punchline is different, and you're still not sure which one is real? No worries! Just ask your self-indicating self:
- Which reality do you think you're in?
- Does it matter?
- No? Then, just go with it.
Sub-Reality Links:
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