Test Results for Quantum Entanglement Experiment 42, Conducted by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Result: Highly Entangled
Measurement: 99.9%
Conclusion: The particles have been sufficiently and delightfully entangled!
Even Higher TestResult: Discontinuous
Measurement: 87.3%
Conclusion: The particles have been found to be in a state of mild discontinuity, but don't worry, it's just a phase!
Even More DiscontinuousResult: Completely Collapsed
Measurement: 100%
Conclusion: The wave function has completely collapsed, indicating a strong sense of resolution!
Even More Collapsed