It's not you, it's the socks. Quantum mechanics is just trying to show off.
But seriously, quantum superposition is like when you have multiple pairs of socks in the washing machine at once, and entanglement is when you're not sure which pair is which.
Visit our subpage on Entanglement Exasperation for more on this phenomenon.
Or try our Superposition Solutions page for some helpful tips on dealing with multiple realities.