Quantum Teleportation via Classical Computing: The Impossible Dream

Or at least, the dream of our research team.

Background

We've been working on this project for 5 years now, and we still can't get it right.

Our team consists of 3 physicists, 2 engineers, and 1 philosopher. We're like, totally sure it's possible, man.

Our Approach

We're using a combination of quantum algorithms and classical computing to... um, to... teleport matter.

We've made some progress, but it's not quite there yet. We're talking not quite there yet as in, "we've got a bunch of particles stuck in a loop" not quite there.

Next step: figuring out why our cat keeps getting sucked into the quantum computer.

Read about our feline research subject

Current Status

We're currently on step 37 of our 100-step plan to achieve quantum teleportation. Or is that step 3?

Our team is on a break. We're going to the break room to eat some snacks.

View our research notes (not that they're very helpful)

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Disclaimer

Quantum Teleportation via Classical Computing is not actually possible. We're just making it up. But it sounds cool, right?

Don't try this at home, folks. Or do, we don't really care.