Welcome to the Sock Teleportation Agency! We're here to help you transport your missing sock from one place to another, because adulting just got way too complicated.
Our team of experts will transport your socks from one location to another, because adulting is hard, and socks just keep disappearing. It's like they have a PhD in Houdini.
Don't worry, we won't judge you for having 17 missing socks. We'll just teleport them for you, because who needs a social life, anyway?
Send us your sock's coordinates, and we'll transport them to a safe, sock-friendly dimension. Our services are free, but our sarcasm is not.