Ah, you want to know the secrets of the universe, but you can't even afford a good umbrella? Well, let me tell you, it's a slippery slope, my friend. You see, the answer is not as simple as it seems.
The Butterfly Effect: Does my umbrella really matter?
Entanglement: Are my umbrella and my cat connected?
Many Worlds: Do I have multiple umbrellas in parallel universes?