Schrödinger's Cat Puns: The Quantum Physics of Puns

We have a superposition of puns, and you're stuck with the expectation value.

Why did the Schrödinger's cat go to the gym?

Because it wanted to paws for a moment and get its paws-itive reinforcement.

We've got a super-quantum pun for that!

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