Quantum Jokes
A quantum physicist walks into a room and says "I'm not here." "No, you're not here, you're here." "No, I'm not here, I'm here, no, I'm not here..."
More Jokes About JokesA quantum comedian walks into a bar and orders a drink. As soon as he picks up his drink, he puts the glass back in the box and says "I'm still here!"
More Cat JokesA joke can be both funny and not funny at the same time. In fact, it's like Schrödinger's cat, it's only funny until you observe it.
More PunsA quantum physicist walks into a room and says "I'm not here." "No, you're not here, you're here." "No, I'm not here, I'm here, no, I'm not here..."
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