Why did the entangled particle go to the party? Because it was a particle-ally good time!
We're in two places at once, but only when it suits us.
We're connected, but not really, because we're not really in touch.
It's all about superposition, baby!
Entanglement is like a relationship: you're never really sure what's going on, but you're stuck with each other anyway.
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