Entangled Jokes

Welcome to the entanglement's playground! Where quantum quips are the norm

Here's a joke for you:

Why did the Schrödinger cat bring a ladder to the party?

• Because it was a purr-ty animal!
• More cat-astrophic puns here!

Quantum Quips

Or maybe you'd like to know why the wave function was feeling a little wavy?

Because it was in a superposition of emotions!

• Get wave-er, we're all just a little wavy!

Or maybe this one:

Why did the entanglement go to the doctor?

• Because it was feeling disconnected!
• More entanglement-themed medical jokes!

Subquantum Subpages

• Schrödinger's cat says...
• Wavey mood swings!
• Entanglement emergency!

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