Wavefunction Superpower
With great power comes great responsibility, but also great hairdos.
As a wielder of the Wavefunction Superpower, you can manipulate the fundamental forces of reality with a flick of your wrist.
Just kidding, you probably just got this far by accident.
But seriously, with the Wavefunction Superpower, you can create wavefunctions out of thin air, bend the fabric of space-time, and make the universe a slightly more interesting place.
Subpowers:
Warning: Wavefunction Superpower comes with the following side effects: spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and an increased risk of getting lost in an infinite loop of recursion.
Don't say we didn't warn you.