Why did the wavefunction go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little Quantum Quagmires!
We're not just talking about wavefunctions, folks; we're talking about wavefunction Quantum Quantum Quagmires! It's all about the Particle Quagmires!
And don't even get me started on the Particle Wavefunction! That's a whole other can of worms... or rather, a whole other wavefunction.
But hey, at least the wavefunction is always feeling a little Quantum Wavefunction Woes!