Why did the wavefunction go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little "uncertain"!
A particle walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he sipped his drink, he heard a voice say, "You're looking good!"
The particle turned to see a friend in the corner, also drinking a beer.
"Thanks," said the particle, "I've been feeling a little 'mixed' lately."
Why did the entangled particles go to the dance party?
Because they were connected!