In the interest of simplifying the complexities of quantum mechanics, our team has developed a recipe for Quantum Salt. It's like regular salt, but with more wavefunctions.

Ingredients:

Quantum Salt Wavefunction Water Superposition Sugar

Instructions:

Cook Quantum Salt in Wavefunction Water until Superposition Sugar dissolves.

Side effects may include:

Collapse of the wavefunction Uncertainty principle-induced flavor changes Occasional spontaneous reification