Thank you for asking us for help with your quantum superposition conundrum, friend!
Based on our calculations, we have determined that your wavefunction has a 42.14% chance of collapsing into a definite state within the next 3.14 minutes.
However, there is a 57.86% chance that it will remain in a superposition of states, forcing you to relive the same 5 minutes of your life repeatedly in an infinite loop.
If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Quantum Superposition Simulator here!