Wavefunction Collapse: Results

Wavefunction Collapse Results

After careful consideration of the wavefunction, we have reached a conclusion.

The wavefunction has collapsed into a singularity, leaving us with only one possible outcome:

INFINITE CHAOS!

We cannot provide further information as our calculators have melted into the fabric of space-time.

However, we can offer you a chance to attempt to escape the singularity or abandon ship and flee the scene.