Why did the quantum particle go to the party?
Because it was a wavefunction of fun! (WavefunctionOfPuns/ParticlePuns/ParticlePunsJoke)
What did the electron say when it lost its charge?
"I'm feeling a little down." (WavefunctionOfPuns/ParticlePuns/ElectronPuns)
Why did the physicist forget his wife's birthday?
He was caught in a wave of obligations. (WavefunctionOfPuns/ParticlePuns/PhysicistPuns)
Why did the quantum entanglement go to therapy?
It was stuck in a superposition of emotions. (WavefunctionOfPuns/ParticlePuns/EntanglementPuns)
What did the photon say when it ran into a wall?
"I'm having a particle of an accident." (WavefunctionOfPuns/ParticlePuns/PhotonPuns)
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