Because superposition is just a superpower for puns
Why did Schrödinger's cat join a band?
Because it was a purr-cussionist!
Because uncertainty is just a state of mind
Why did Heisenberg's cat take a selfie?
To prove it was definitely there, but not really.
Because probability is just a wave of the future
Why did the wavefunction go to the party?
To have a wave of a time!