Schrodinger's Jokes About Dogs: A Quantum Ruckus

A cat's catnip highness was observed to collapse, but only when no one was looking.

We can't say for certain whether a dog has eaten a sock until we look, but it's not like it's not eating a sock.

Note: I used Schrodinger's cat, but I also referenced Heisenberg's principle for the sublink, as it fits well with the theme.