Schrödinger's Answer: The Wavefunction of Puns

Wavefunction of the Day:

Today's Pundamental Constant: π (Pun/π)
Wavefunction of the Day: ∞ (Infinity + 1) = 2 (Because, why not?)
Quantum Puns: Why did the physicist remove his door? Because it had a mass effect!

Pun-filled Quantum States:

Schrödinger's Answer: You're asking about quantum physics? That's a probability!