Ha! You think you can ask the big questions, don't you?
We've got the answers, and they're here to help you out.
Come on, you knew that already.
But seriously, it's not just the answer to the ultimate question, it's also the ultimate answer to many other things.
Don't worry, we won't make you cry.
But don't worry if it still doesn't make sense; it's complicated.
We strongly discourage this.
Don't try this at home (or at the stock market). Seriously, don't.