How to Find White Holes: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

Step 1: Wait for the fabric of spacetime to rip apart.

Step 2: Stare intensely at a wall while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Step 3: Build an elaborate network of particle accelerators and exotic matter generators.

And voilà! Your very own white hole in the fabric of spacetime.

Unconventional Uses for White Holes

1. Time travel to the 90s to relive the glory days of grunge music.

2. Instantly vaporize any annoying in-laws.