Parallel Pantyhose: Because Who Needs Pants, Anyway?

What are White Holes?

White holes are not actually a thing, but let's pretend they are for the sake of this website.

According to our completely-not-made-up experts, white holes are parallel universes that exist in the same space as our own, but are only visible when you're wearing a pair of Parallel Pantyhose.

Why Do We Need White Holes?

We need white holes because they're like, super useful for parallel parking your pants.

Think about it: you can just park your pants in a white hole, and then they'll be parallel to your body, making you look like a total boss.

How Do We Harness White Holes?

Our team of experts has developed a patented technology that uses the power of Parallel Pantyhose to harness the energy of white holes.

It's like a giant, cosmic toaster, but instead of toast, you get pants.

Side Effects of Parallel Pantyhose

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to wear neon pink socks
• Temporary loss of ability to wear regular socks
• Risk of getting stuck in a never-ending loop of parallel universes