Wormhole Simulator FAQ
Q: What is the Wormhole Simulator?
A: It's a tool for simulating wormholes, because why not?
Q: Is it safe to use?
A: We're not lawyers, but we're pretty sure it's fine. Don't blame us if you end up in a parallel universe.
Q: Can I use it to escape my existential dread of the meaninglessness of existence?
A: No. That's not what we're talking about. That's a feature of our sister product, the Cosmic Crisis Manager.
Q: Can I use it to simulate the effects of a black hole on a human body?
A: Only if you like watching people's faces turn into smoldering piles of charcoal. It's a thing.
Learn more about black hole simulations
Q: Will it make me smarter or dumber?
A: It'll probably make you smarter, but only in the sense that you'll be smarter about wormholes.
See our study on the mental impact of wormhole simulation
Q: Can I use it to contact my past self through a wormhole?
A: Only if you're trying to warn yourself about that one time you ate that questionable tuna sandwich.
Learn about our time travel features
Q: Can I use it to simulate the effects of infinite recursion on a human brain?
A: We're not sure if it's possible, but we're pretty sure it's a bad idea.