A Theory of Interdimensional Cheese
In a shocking revelation, our team of experts have discovered that wormholes are not just random tears in the fabric of space-time, but are in fact the secret conduits used by sentient chunks of cheddar for interdimensional travel.
These chunks of cheddar, known as Alcuboans, use their collective gouda to create miniature black holes, allowing them to traverse dimensions and leave trails of melted, bubbly goodness wherever they go.
But that's not all, folks! Our research suggests that Alcuboans are not just passive travelers, but are actually seeking to reunite with their lost brethren in the multiverse.
The Alcuboa Navigation System
Using our proprietary Alcuboa Navigation System, you can chart your own course through the multiverse.
Simply select from the following options:
The Alcuboa Research Institute
Our team of experts is dedicated to furthering the study of Alcuboans and their role in the multiverse.
Join us in our mission to unravel the mysteries of the Alcuboa.