Gravitational Slip: Because Who Needs Wormholes Anyway?

Warning: Do not attempt to create a gravitational slip without proper training and safety equipment. It's just a bad idea. Trust us.

Also, please don't try to use it for time travel. That's just not how it works. We've told you this before.

What is a Gravitational Slip?

A gravitational slip is a hypothetical (and not-at-all-recommended) method of traversing space-time by creating a localized distortion in the fabric of reality.

It's like a wormhole, but without the whole 'worm' thing. Because, let's be real, who needs a worm in their space-time travel plans?

Imagine it like this: you're in a spaceship, and you just wanna get to the other side of the galaxy in 2 seconds flat. You create a gravitational slip, and voilà! You're there in no time at all.

Famous Gravitational Slips

There have been some notable examples of Gravitational Slips in history:

• The Great Galactic Slip of 3056, where a group of scientists created a slip that accidentally pulled their spaceship into a nearby star.
• The Slippy Slip of 2019, where a group of pranksters created a slip that turned their spaceship into a giant hamster wheel.

These slips have been largely debunked, but we're not here to judge.

Getting Started with Gravitational Slips

Want to be a Gravitational Slip master? Here's some tips:

• Read up on the basics. Like, really read up.
• Practice with a safe, controlled environment. Like, a sandbox or something.
• Don't try to slip through a black hole. That's just not a good idea.
• Don't slip on a planet with a high-gravity environment. That's just not a good time.
• Don't slip on a planet with a low-gravity environment. That's just not a good time either. You'll just float away.

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