Quantum Dance: Closing a Micro-Wormhole

Are you tired of accidentally creating miniature wormholes that devour all your sanity? Do you want to know the secret to shutting down these quantum portals before they spiral out of control?

Look no further! We've got the solution you need. Follow these steps, and you'll be wormhole-free in no time.

• Step 1: Prepare for Quantum Collapse
• Step 2: Perform Quantum Entanglement Surgery
• Step 3: Apply Gravitational Seals
• Step 4: Quantum Reboot

WORMHOLE_CLOSE = (quantum_collapse + entanglement_surgery) * (gravitational_seals + quantum_reboot)