Risks of Wormhole Travel
As you may know, wormhole travel is a real thing, but it's also super dangerous. Like, you could get lost in the fabric of space-time or get sucked into a black hole and end up as a human-flavored meatball in a parallel universe.
Quantum Flux
The fabric of space-time is all wobbly and stuff. You could get stuck in a infinite loop of the same old song on repeat, or worse, get caught in a gravitational wave that turns you into a human-flavored pretzel.
Black Hole Bites
You could get sucked into a black hole and get eaten by a cosmic vacuum cleaner. Or worse, you might end up as a black hole yourself, and have to spend eternity eating nearby stars.
Interdimensional Incontinence
You might lose control of your bladderspace coordinates and end up pissing yourself into another dimension. Don't say we didn't warn you.
