Time Traveling Safety Tips

Because, let's face it, time traveling is a real thing now.

Don't eat the food in the future, it'll give you the future version of food poisoning.
Respect the timeline, don't touch the past, it's like, you know, don't touch the art.
Watch for paradoxes, they're like time traveling landmines.
Meet your past self, but don't get too attached you'll just end up with a bunch of déjà vu.

And, of course, the most important one:

Don't travel to a place with too many time zones, you don't want to end up with a severe case of chrono-disorientation.

Happy time traveling!

Time travel is like, you know, it's a wild ride.