Schrödinger's Cat is My Boyfriend

He's always in superposition, but I love him for it.

I never know if he's alive or dead, but I know I'm head over heels for him.

Our relationship is like a quantum experiment gone wrong, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Schrödinger Is Possessive and it's driving me crazy!

Entanglement Is My Therapist - at least I think he is...

Schrödinger Is My Superior (don't tell him I said that)