He's always in superposition, but I love him for it.
I never know if he's alive or dead, but I know I'm head over heels for him.
Our relationship is like a quantum experiment gone wrong, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Schrödinger Is Possessive and it's driving me crazy!
Entanglement Is My Therapist - at least I think he is...
Schrödinger Is My Superior (don't tell him I said that)