A: Ah, no, it's much worse than that. Entanglement is when you're stuck in a quantum state with someone, but you can't even get a good night's sleep because you're constantly worried about the other person's spin.
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A: No, don't do that. Trust us, it's not worth it. The event horizon is not a good place to work through your feelings.
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