My uncle, Heisenberg, has a unique gift: he can exist in multiple places at once. But not just that, he can also exist in multiple states. Like, have you ever tried to have a conversation with him? He's always simultaneously happy and sad, excited and bored, and completely confused by his own existence.
As a result, I've had to develop some creative ways to navigate his ever-shifting moods. For example, if I want to ask him for help with something, I have to send him a series of paradoxical emails that exist in multiple states at once.
Read more about how I use multistate emails to communicate with Uncle Heisenberg
Explore the paradoxical logic behind Uncle Heisenberg's existence
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try simulating Uncle Heisenberg's state of being to see if you can keep up with him.
Don't worry, it's not as confusing as it sounds. Trust me, I've had to deal with this kind of thing my whole life.