Quantum Superposition Catnip Frenzy

We've reached the peak of catnip-fueled madness in the multiverse! Our team of expert physicists and cat lovers are hard at work resolving the uncertainty of parallel universes.

However, our research has led us to a rather... interesting... situation.

• You're currently experiencing a Quantum Flailing in your local reality, which we're trying to stabilize with catnip-infused quantum entanglers.
• Meanwhile, in Multiverse Mayhem, our team is dealing with an unexpected outbreak of catnip-fueled reality TV shows.
• And in Quantum Catastrophe, our engineers are trying to contain a rogue catnip-powered particle accelerator.

We'll get back to you soon, once we've managed to untangle the catnip.