You have entered a dimension where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the only constant is the presence of pineapple as a topping.
As you navigate the infinite possibilities, you'll encounter:
- Pineapple pizzas with infinite toppings, all of which are simultaneously present and not present at the same time.
- Crises of flavor, where the perfect blend of cheese and sauce is a moving target.
- Unpredictable delivery times, as the pizzas jump between dimensions in search of optimal culinary experience.
Will you be able to find your perfect slice? Only one thing is certain: it's not in this dimension.