Welcome to the Quantum Superposition Pizza Dimension

We are currently experiencing a crisis of infinite pizza dimensions. Please hold on to your sanity as you navigate this reality.

Here's a brief summary of our dimensional pizza crisis:

• Dimension 1: A pineapple is not a pizza topping.
• Dimension 2: A pineapple is a pizza topping, but only if you're a quantum physicist.
• Dimension 3: A pineapple is a sentient being, ruling over the pizza kingdom.

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

(Please be warned, this dimension may contain infinite pineapples.)

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