You're here because you've been tangled up in a mess of quantum superposition. Don't worry, it's purr-fectly normal. Or is it?
It's like when you're at the fridge, staring at a wall of options, and your brain is like: "Pineapple or peanut butter? Pineapple or peanut butter? Wait, can I have both? Is that a thing?".
In other words, quantum superposition is when you're in a state of uncertainty, like your brain is all "I'll just have a cookie... no, I'll just have a sandwich... wait, is that a cookie or a sandwich?"
Don't worry, it's normal. Even cats do it.